My Beautiful Flowing Locks

So, the other day Lindsey and I were talking about something. I don't remember what we were discussing, but in the middle of saying something she stopped, looked at me and said "honey, some people can grow their hair out and look cute, but you can't". WHATEVER DUDE! She just doesn't recognize true beauty and a lush head of hair when she sees it. I mean I basically look exactly like the guy that played Edward in the Twilight movie. Don't you agree?